1. Because it isn't really that surprising. You know the concept of "straight edge punk"? This is like a punk that doesn't do drugs, right? Well, I'm kind of a straight edge pothead. I like to loaf around about 99% of the time watching tv, playing lame computer games, reading romance novels and funny memoirs by gay men, eating nachos, and talking ad nauseum about stuff that doesn't matter but seems REALLY important. I don't get high to do these things--but it's really because I'm too lazy to figure out how to buy weed.
2. I've got a lot going on. Believe me. A lot.
3. Because I DON'T suck as a blogger! I may not be as prolific as some. But what's here is pure gold, baby!
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